The blog admin took one of my suggestions!
(Source: paint-samples-nigga)
A submission of mine. This was my family’s reaction when I got a kilt, and my reaction to their reaction.
(Source: agender-earthworm)
Another one I submitted. I really wish I could do it, but… I just don’t have a feminine enough voice to sing at that register (at least not beautifully; sometimes I can pull it off, but it sounds retched). And that makes me kinda sad.
(Source: evanescence-lyrics)
A submission of mine. Not an original joke at all, but I thought the blog needed it.
(Source: agender-earthworm)
Rocky Gray pulls this gem of a drum solo out of nowhere at the end of the song. It’s spectacular.
(via evanescence-lyrics)
The lyrics blog took my request! Cool! But yeah, this is one of my favorite lyrics, from one of my favorite Evanescence songs. You should check it out.
(Source: evanescence-lyrics)
They seem to not understand how objectionable Sir Philip Sidney finds their replacement of “c” with a “k”.
Haha, this is great! Thank you for the submission! :D
Another submission of mine to Sir Philip Sidney is not Amused.
[Image description: french bulldog on alternating pink and green background. Above text reads “Excuse me, sir. Your belly is sticking out from under your shirt.”. Bottom text reads “I just felt guilty admiring your splendor without your knowledge and consent” End description]
A submission from: http://mrodigga.tumblr.com
This is just a submission for a picture; I have yet to have the courage to say this to a guy’s face.
“Excuse me, sir. Your belly is sticking out from under your shirt.”
“I just felt guilty admiring your splendor without your knowledge and consent.”
Another submission of mine.
A submission from: http://mrodigga.tumblr.com
[Image description: french bulldog on alternating pink and green background. Above text reads “You think I’d date someone who weighs as much as you?”. Bottom text reads “You’re right! How did you know?” End description]
I misconstrued the original text of the submission :) This is the correct one.
Yep, this one is my making, guys, gals, and other.
Hyperbole and a Half references! But seriously, folks, there’s a right way and a wrong way to react when you name a band and someone says, “I’ve never heard anything by them.” The right way is to recommend some songs, or even ask what kind of music they like and tailor your recommendations to their tastes (if you want to get fancy). The wrong way is to call them a disgrace, tell them they aren’t a music nerd, or insult them or their tastes. You aren’t exactly changing anything by saying that.
Admin note: Thanks so much for this submission, haha! It’s extremely relevant ;)
Want to disagree? Come at me: mrodigga.tumblr.com.
I submitted this to the blog after the admin got a lot of anon hate for the bands they like. It was all insults like I cataloged above, rather than people actually recommending anything.