elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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ultamatefangamercoolnessawesome:
man
fuck labeling sexuality
what’s the point
why can’t everyone just be like
“hey dude i’m into you”
and they could just respond accordingly
isn’t that enough
why is the contents of my partners pants relevant to anyone else
i barely understand my sexuality
why should i be expected to label it for the benefit of others
Exactly
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one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
I laughed way too hard
GOD DAMN IT
EPIC
tumblr go home ur drunk
Of course, tumblr. Of course.
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