theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

  • Baby: m...m...mmmm
  • Mom: What is it sweetie?
  • Baby: mmm
  • Mom: Mama? Is it Mama?
  • Baby: MMMMMMMM WHATCHYA SAAAAAYYYY
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: If you’re cis don’t make these jokes

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: If you’re cis don’t make these jokes

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

presentreign:

Everyone IN NY should read this

Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this

Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.

as a native new yorker and a human being who has to go in and out of the city every day and is constantly bewildered by the fact the people continue to do stupid things

thanks for this!

(Source: jessehimself, via kylekallgren)

shittier:


the third wheel 

shittier:

the third wheel 

(Source: ushijima1129, via appledevice)

flufflepops said: If you and Rinny saw a Samoyed what would you two do? :)

skookumthesamoyed:

ollietheduke:

This happens whenever we go out with Skookum, and it’s wonderful :)

pleatedjeans:

via
pomegranateandivy:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Stave off those winter and fall colds!

pomegranateandivy:

chubrubqueen:

cdnpgn:

Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.

Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)

Stave off those winter and fall colds!

(Source: , via owlymaybe)

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via owlymaybe)

(Source: pelodance, via ruinedchildhood)

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

(via sassyabrahamlincoln)